nathan slones

A twat often found on a "drum set" fucking about like a fat fuck

Look its that fat twat Nathan slones

by Cooner pooowel September 23, 2017

Spanglo Saxoned

When one gets so arseholed (drunk) they become spanglo saxoned

Rodney: “you going out tonight mate?”
Tarquin: “ oh god yeah, I’m going to get absolutely spanglo saxoned”

by Keizer June 17, 2018

pusey salmonella

what that fuckboi will give u

-did you hear she’s got pusey salmonella??
-yeah man!! 😍😍

by poo poo man 420 September 4, 2019

Cody Salome

cody salome is someone that would destroy emma hipper’s booty

cody salome is the biggest fuckboy of xaverian

by jadenwhoo March 8, 2020

Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.

Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.

by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.

Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.

by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020