safety lasting

The act of hanging from the hands of a large clock, often high up on the side of a building.

Every time I see a clock tower, I feel like Safety Lasting.

by kinura January 3, 2008

Safety Gag

The act of forcing one's self to vomit into a toilet when severely inebriated and feeling nauseous. This act prevents the Gagger from continuing the night feeling sick and potentially vomiting in a uncontrolled setting, saving himself from embarrassment and his friends from needing to clean up after him.

Bro 1: Bro I thought for sure you were going to yuke all over that chick last night.

Bro 2: Yeah bro, thats why i went for the Safety Gag.

by CeeSection September 15, 2009

Safety Sunglasses

When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles

Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

Safety Safe

The epitome of epic phailure.

Dude, that was totally a Safety Safe idea.

Safety Safe, you're and epic phailure.

by K Phamz August 23, 2007

Safety Meeting

A term referred to by people wishing to converge in a manner so that they can smoke and alter their perception of reality.

'Hey, CJ! Safety meeting!'

by the original dimwitter July 21, 2018

safety dance

Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.

Named after a song by the same name.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. Please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position....

by Dennis The Tiger January 6, 2006

safety police

Pharmacist in charge of the prophylactic and communicable disease section.

I'm going to Club Med...I better stop by and see the safety police.

by Mojo Mojowitz December 28, 2005