Swamp Trash

hick; redneck; white trash; can be found living in a mobile home or in a ghetto, typically chain smokes cigarettes, and constantly puts work aside to get fucked up. Clothing consists of bib overalls, sleeveless flannel shirts, and pro wrestling t-shirts. Hobbies include gator hunting, porch drinking, shootin stuff, and starting a feud with the neighbors. Favorite music includes anything with a country ring to it as well as your classic christian rock(Praise Jesus!). Also have been know to talk using poor grammar and a deep southern accent, no matter what part of the country they are from.

Why does "Cawlee" keep refering to life the bayous if she is from Pennsylvania?

Just let her go, she's Swamp Trash

by The Mile High Club April 23, 2011

swamp ass

The origin of this problem is the ass crack. Once sweaty it begins to get itchy, like you did not wipe well enough. After it gets unbearable you begin to scratch like crazy, and shortly thereafter your whole ass feels like one big cactus has spanked you for hours.

John and Bryan were walking home at a fast pace; Due to the intense friction, John's ass crack began to sweat and itch. Result, Swamp ass.

by Bryan & John June 1, 2006

swamp vag

a smelly sweaty hairy VAGina that nasty chicks like my girlfriend get more than often

a french whorehouse

by cynical satan November 30, 2003

Swamp Monster

Someone so hideous that they should be banished to the sewers along with their parents who should not have brought such a monsterocity into the world and should of at least killed the child when they realised what a horrific freak of nature they were/are. If disease were a physical being, this is what they would look like.

The people working at checkout in tesco,
Phrases: ''She was a genuine swamp monster i have never seen anyone so vile''

by Charlie Finn October 1, 2007

Swamp Donkeys

A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS

Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No

by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019

Swamp Donkey

Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.

Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.

In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.

Ways to remain safe include swamp out, aka wamp out.
While out on the town, a good, trustworthy wingman (or sober friend) to keep the group safe.

Swamp Donkey: also known as wamp or wamper.

I'm lucky I have wonderful friends or that Swamp Donkey may have snagged me!

by Pincco September 14, 2009

swamp donkey

Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.

Guy 1: Ya i shot my swamp donkey right at the swamp by Earls house.

Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it

Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady

by T Morton February 27, 2008