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Cum Tripping

Psychedelic hallucinations resulting from a person's semen blood toxicity level reaching 0.4 or higher. Cum Tripping is not for the faint of heart. Obtaining what is often referred as "Salty Nirvana" requires years of painstaking practice and dedication. Some Cum Trip the first time they attempt to, some never have the pleasure.
After years of sucking and fucking, and countless gallons of semen, I finally cum tripped my balls off.

Last night I felt God for the first time in my life while cum tripping in the East Village.
by ballstroker May 25, 2014
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squipping

The act of masturbation or self-stimulation in relation to that of females. Male version of this is known as fapping.
by ItalianChia May 1, 2007
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scissor stepping

Something you're boyfriend does to avoid a topic of conversation.
D: "Tell me what 'scissor stepping' means???"
J: "No, it's disgusting, I'm not telling you.... Oh, look! A dog!"
D: "Where?!"
by ARandomUser June 25, 2008
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Mid-Striding

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.
"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex
by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011
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Fart stepping

The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013
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shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.
"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me
by Dave February 18, 2004
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Anti-shipping

Anti-shipping is an ideology opposed to conventional methods of delivery. People who believe in anti-shipping are called anti-shippers.
Person 1: "Hey, I found a first pressing of The Beatles! Would you like me to send it to you with FedEx or USPS?" Person 2: "I am anti-shipping! I would walk 500 miles - and I would walk 500 more- just to be the man who picked up the item locally and said f*** you to sleazy postal services!"
by orararararararars March 22, 2022
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