Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022

third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up

dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal

by masterofspite December 04, 2023

Steal a cow

Code word for steal my virginity and make her (Moo)an

Hey do you want to steal a cow?

by Thatstuff878 December 23, 2021

Boyfriend stealing whore

When your bestfriend steals your boyfriend

Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.

by Touni’s bestie April 25, 2022

sweet steal

When someone gives candy and flowers to there soul mate and then lays down an iron bar. They then explain how they are cheating on them

John gave the good ol sweet steal on Mary

by Tod the dragman October 29, 2017

The one to steal on

The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.

Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."

by Hym Iam January 09, 2023

Yard Steal

A yard steal is when a group of people go to an existing yard sale when the owners aren't there and steal all the stuff they want.

Joe: Hey, did you see the Hendersons are having a yard sale?

Pete: Yeah, there was some pretty cool stuff.

Joe: Word, I was thinking we wait 'til night and pull a yard steal on them.

Pete:Great idea!

by Aivalleb December 08, 2009