Seal and Peal

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

by Your childs father. February 27, 2010

seal meat

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat

look at his spotted balls, total seal meat

by dangerdayne February 9, 2008

Smalary

A small salary.

Matt decided to give Mark the handy-man a smalary and keep him on retainer, rather than pay him on a job-by-job basis.

by Nugens July 30, 2010

seal laughing

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.

bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"

by FrikkieDeKat April 22, 2011

scéal

Used as in place of 'Story? or 'whats up?' it is irish

Scéal man?

Not much, you?

by Brahers December 16, 2012

SealPig

A species named after it's seal pig likeness. Acts like a seal talks like a pig,will do sealpig things that annoy the sealpig community. A sealpig is dr.P.Enisbreath in disguise.

You are the sealpig!

Motherfucking Sealpig.

by Billieus October 8, 2014

Smaldren

Group of toddlers or large groups of children. Especially relevant if they are screaming brats, but can be used in positive manner also. Sounds like cauldron - which is were screaming brats should be.

Argh smaldren everywhere, lets get out of here!!!!

by auzkiwi July 13, 2016