smottie bean

the smottie bean inside the vag on a women, the little bean thing

tickle the smottie bean on a booty call

by tom franklin rules January 8, 2010

Smitty Talk

A form of language using only adjectives and nouns which makes no sense but has meaning i.e. to speak shitty smitty.

Smitty Talk "Rock, Dark Outside, Taco bell, Jacks mad." Translated to English- Please turn down the music.

by Merf6691 January 20, 2011

Smitterplatter

Someone psychically or personally attractive who makes you feel so amazing you just want to kiss and lick them all over.

Dude check out that chick, she's so smitterplatters I'd eat her all night long!

by Valentino09 September 2, 2013

Smutty-Doubt

The doubtful sensation when reading or watching smut in a public place and hoping that no one is peering over your shoulder.

"I was reading doujinshi in my lecture, when suddenly I was overtaken by a feeling of smutty-doubt"

by Ubersmut November 21, 2014

Smitty

Smitty is a retard from melbourne that owns a 13 second Taxi, he is convinced that when you subtract your RT from your drag time it will equal what you ran.

"Hey Cate did you see smitty run a 9 the other day?" -Jim "smitty only ran a 9 cause he subtracted his RT again"

by CATEofBABF June 8, 2015

smattitude

When someone is giving you smack and attitude at the same time.

Are you giving me smattitude?

by Harlie Quinn October 30, 2015

smittysmile

When you're drunk and say something fucked up about someone and find out they standing right behind and you just give them a smile like "what nigga".

Me: yo fuck that dude he ain't shit
That dude: oh fuck me right
Then you just look at them with a big fuckin grin ....bam Smittysmile

by ItsSmittyNigga March 21, 2016