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what bakugou our angry boi called rock head boi( kirishima)
by keepcalm7003 April 16, 2020
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Plate Shift

Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.

John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.

or

Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.

Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
by Amovida February 26, 2011
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Shitty Cent

A nickname for wack-ass rapper 50 Cent, used by those who dont care for his corporate, straight frontin rhymes!
Fitty Cent? Man, his rhymes aint even worth fitty cent! More like Shitty Cent!
by O.G. WILLAKER September 3, 2005
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graveyard shift

A work shift that runs from Midnight to 8 AM.
Hey man, I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm workin' the graveyard shift.
by some dude June 19, 2005
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shiftless

A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented

or unemployed i.e with-out shifts
Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!
by Giaa July 29, 2008
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shitty shitty bang bang

(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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That's pretty shitty

Something someone does to you that's messed up. Usually a promise or agreement that is broken when the person who broke the promise or agreement knew he was going to break it and did not tell you until it was too late.
Josh: "Hey Brian. Can you drive me to the train station at 4:30?"
Brian:"Yea man no problem"
Josh: (Later)"Hey Brian it's 4:45 where are you?"
Brian: "O yea my bad man I went over my new girlfriends house."
Josh: Don't you think you should of told me that, I'm gonna miss my train now.
Brian: My bad
Josh: Wow man that's pretty shitty.
by wordiacyakyakyak July 25, 2011
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