hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..

Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!

by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019

Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process

DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN

by OtterMerps February 23, 2021

Momma_sharpie

A beautiful tik toker which does edits and whatever

A amazing tik tok mom
Kind and loving

In a accont called Momma_sharpie on tik tok
Has started her tik tok account on 27 december 2020 and will continue posting till 120million followers

by ItsMollyFull September 8, 2021

i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022

Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

sharticulates

The floating particles of shit resulting from unusually thick flatulence. Specifically, the portion of the shart that escapes the discolored and frayed confines of the undergarment.

"Who's been chronically farting on my keyboard? there's sharticulates all over my fingers!"

by angryEunuch February 6, 2009