Shannon is a dumbass day

Every year on August 31st, tell a friend/colleague/person you went to school with for a couple years before you moved/ enemy named Shannon that they are a dumbass.

Oh hey, it's August 31st. You're a dumbass, Shannon. You know, because it's Shannon is a dumbass day.

by dumassday August 30, 2020

Shannon Odom

As defined in the novel Baylor Ball, she consistently falls just behind the coolest kid(Ki), due to her issue of randomly bursting into laughter while being cross-eyed. Her sporadic, wriggling fingers also deserve kudos as well. Due to this unfortunate nature, she struggles dealing with the reputation of being the #2 coolest person in the world by her group of friends.

-The Fall of Shannon Odom- <Chapter 2>
It happened again. Never did she realize it would occur right now. Here. In the final dance-off between her ultimate rival, Ki.

by 12bigreader February 26, 2009

Shannon Brown

Synonymous to FML, Fuck My Life and Fail

Origin: Shannon Brown's dunks in the 2010 NBA Dunk Contest

- "Did you watch the NBA Contest?"
- "Yeah. Shannon Brown..."

- "I just stepped in my dog's piss after I picked up his crap. Shannon Brown."

by Phil PhanG February 13, 2010

shannon basham

A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.

I just saw a Shannon Basham she was teaching and seemed pretty groovy.

by Kyle Merkel December 10, 2013

Shannon Shuffle

When a female, in her late 30’s, covers herself in lube and/or vaseline and slides down the McDonalds PlayPlace slide naked.

Woah Bill, did you see Janet doing the Shannon Shuffle the other day at my sons birthday party?

by DamnitDale November 6, 2020

Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.

Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'

by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021

Shannon Derouen

A popular tiktoker which has gone viral for having various accounts pretending to be her. One of the accounts started gettting viral by posting videos of Shannon Derouen's "cookings" which were some gross food from another account. Not many people know her actual account. Many people believe she has died.

Person1: Shannon Derouen posted!
Person2: Thats sick!

by NONONono1 April 4, 2023