Puzzling words tweeted by Trump’s 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale, to throw shade on Mitt Romney’s scathing January 2019 opinion piece on President Trump.
by MyaLocette January 2, 2019

When you butt fuck a girl who's menstruating. Just before releasing your load you give her two or three good pumps in the pussy then make get her suck you off. Therefore blowing your load with shit noodle in her mouth mixed with her menstrual juices that were left on your cock. "Serving up spicy marinara with pasta" would be the same thing but the girl ate spicy food the night before.
Last night Jenny loves it when I'm serving up pasta with marinara sauce. She gobbles down the whole thing.
by The Carnal Cook November 8, 2018

Unlike Revenge is a dish best served cold, Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot, is an excuse to get revenge, before said person did said thing you're getting revenge on.
Person 1: *Slaps person two across the face*
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot
Person 2: What the fuck dude what was that for
Person 1: Tomorrow when you hit me, remember; Revenge is a dish best served boiling hot
by Jimmy me boi April 25, 2019

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
by Matt |2 September 15, 2008

Abbreviated: SLYGSAASISOI
The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.
Served>shock
The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.
Served>shock
Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.
Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.
Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.
by dicktown December 14, 2008

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
by Matt |2 August 28, 2006
