scemo

Pronounced: see-moe
A derogatory term used to describe those who feel the need to make themselves appear very sad, depressed, and whiney almost 100 percent of the time.

These people tend to wear too much black, ugly patterns from the 80s, and flat shoes. The females tend to have eating disorders and like to post pictures of themselves in underwear on MySpace. The males tend to love to give sexual favors to other males in the hopes that it will either A) attract him more scemo girls or B) ...just get some peen.

Now, the origin of this word is derived from the North American slang words of "scene" and "emo".

"Why is Sally always crying and making up lies about how her parents hit her?"

"Because she's Scemo."

by Abbey<3 May 30, 2006

Scemopoth

a mixture of scene, emo, punk, and goth. I made it up.

Aly is so scemopoth. She likes bows and dinosaurs and Hello Kitty, but she is very angry and emotional, rebellious, and loves the color black.

by alythegrape September 18, 2011

Schmock

Slang term for cannibis or marajuana.

'Did you bring the schmock?'

'Lets go get high off this schmock'

by Paidii November 6, 2012

Schmoigle

A secret place up the male who har which can only be found if the person is Jewish and eats a lot of green fruit BUT NO PEARS

Jim found his schmoigle yesterday cawr it was smashin

by AldiMorrisons August 22, 2018

schmoo

A person (usually guy) who loves muscular/physically well built women
and finds sexual thrill in being dominated by them.

You know you're a schmoo when the first thing you check out on a girl are her biceps.

by Eddie In Limbo April 25, 2004

schmo

a nasty individual that lives under the false perception that they are in fact hot.

cody's ex-girlfriend, nicole, is a class A schmo.

by carmenandtrent October 12, 2008

scamopoly

Making up rules in monopoly in a way that only benefits yourself.

Jerome- I know I just landed on your property and have to pay about $5000 in rent. So Instead of going bankrupt, I'll just go ahead and take a $10,000 loan from the bank.

Shante- What the hell is this? Scamopoly?

by DontFallForTheOkieDoke February 23, 2015