A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
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Pingo Spanker is the non-formal definition of someone whom, when sees an opportunity, will scream Pingo, and spanks the person in front of them.
Pingo; is slang for ass.
Pingo; is slang for ass.
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Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.
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