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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Rubbermade

To be the result of a faulty condom or improper use of condom. Typically used to describe unwanted kids and accidental pregnancy.

Guy: "Oh shit the condom broke!"
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "I'm kidding, I don't use condoms".
Girl: "!!!"
Guy: "Well at least it wont be a rubbermade baby...Peace!"

by Dick Thimble November 5, 2010

rubbers

An Australian term for an eraser.

An American term for a condom.

1. "Arrgh, Tom I made a mistake, can I borrow your rubber?"

2. "We're having some fun tonight, make sure you get an extra large flavoured rubbers"

by Merinda May 27, 2007

Rubber wolfing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (aka: eating pussy) whilst wearing a football mouthpiece

Person A: I know Jonny and Susan are into weird stuff, but what were they doing in the football locker room last night?

Person B: They were rubber wolfing like the 2008 Detroit Lions.

by Trayzon March 1, 2009

rubber

In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

rubber durian

A rubber copy of an asian fruit that this one funny monkey eats peanutbutter out of!

"What's that monkey doin', Amos?"

"He's messin' with one gnarly rubber durian."

"Niiiice."

by Blackwood April 30, 2005

rubber indian

The name given to tall, slender, black and white traffic pylons often found in construction zones or near intersections on country roads.

Dude, I totally ran over that rubber indian when I was hammered last night!

by Brett Hart September 19, 2008