For those who work in retail during the holiday season it's the phenomenon of going into work in the dark and going home in the dark-- thus eliminating any sun exposure for about 3 months.
co worker: "You gonna skip out early today boss?"
boss: "Nah, you know us retail vampires-- all day every day!"
boss: "Nah, you know us retail vampires-- all day every day!"
by flyboy1980 October 20, 2010
Get the Retail Vampire mug.(v) To send a multitude of picture texts to a single recipient, ideally from multiple phones, of everyday objects with the text "This is _______" where the blank is the name of the object.
Yo we just fried that bitches phone with a retard phone bomb, it was the shit yo.
Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.
Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!
Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.
Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!
by ballersauce69 September 21, 2011
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A common mental state of humankind, which was first presented by Dr. Po. The theory says that if one is once under criticism or receives words of humiliation, he or she may well turn the words back or inflict something harsh upon others in the same way, or even much severer. This kind of mind at the moment is defined as "mind of retaliation."
Gerry the fatty ridiculed Andy as a pig; without a doubt, that was just mind of retaliation.
Mind of retaliation is a state that everyone may go through, we had better keep calm and try not to be swayed while hearing some insulting words toward ourselves.
Mind of retaliation is a state that everyone may go through, we had better keep calm and try not to be swayed while hearing some insulting words toward ourselves.
by X.P.Lin February 6, 2014
Get the mind of retaliation mug.Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.
John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."
Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
by poopy21! February 6, 2010
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2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina
2.When some one cant tell a mouth from a vagina
1.yo, i was watching retard sex last night, and i saw yo moma gettn dun with a helmet on.
2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.
2. *muffled* yo, dis ain't yo mouth.
by andrew samule satchworth December 3, 2006
Get the Retard Sex mug.1. pronunciation of "retarded" attributed to residents of the Boston area
2. stupid, silly, asinine, pointless; devoid of logic, substance, and/or justification (this usage should not be confused with "retarded")
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2. stupid, silly, asinine, pointless; devoid of logic, substance, and/or justification (this usage should not be confused with "retarded")
3. adjective used to describe anyone who does not find janet reno sexually attractive
This war is wicked retahded.
by no war April 29, 2003
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