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retort stand

It means retard because retort sounds like retard.

This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.
Guy 1: Dude go A.
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one
by Marco5py September 27, 2018
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Mass reporter

A little Bitch who likes to constantly report others for dumb reasons
Scratch team: you have been banned for harrasment. The message that led to this ban "hi".

Me: Stupid Mass Reporter
by Hackit May 28, 2021
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book report

When your in a relationship and you two are arguing, the time that some says, "hold on let's get on the same page"
This can be resolved with a book report
by Ajay Graham October 9, 2007
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The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.
by Micste December 14, 2008
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Mob Reporting

A situation where multiple users abuse the 'report' button on Quora.com. It usually happens when a group of Quora users attempt to silence someone or take down his/her answer by constantly reporting the victim, it’s like an online form of lynching akin. The reason mob reporters do this is because they know Quora’s moderation is unfair and often bans users for without explanation (it’s a well-known fact that Quora’s moderation is broken and unjust).
Rima Al-Najjar is possibly a victim of mob reporting from Zionists who were offended by her pro-Palestine answers. She was banned and is now suing Quora for that ban.

Another notable example is Mike Mukluk, an ex-Muslim who criticizes Islam often in a sarcastic tone which angers lots of Muslim Quora users who have mob reported him on multiple occasions.

There are numerous other examples of users who have been banned or are suffering from mob reporting.
by MakMokMik December 7, 2020
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Retort

For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it
Oh I’m such a retort
by halieisabellarose June 20, 2018
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Retortatus

to retort after being f***ed up the anus
by Anonymous March 12, 2003
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