remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

Rezoled

A word that only makes sense when you're wasted and knee deep in lot lizard aids.

Ya but can't be rezoled with that kind of messages. ...

by Sumatra September 12, 2016

Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.

Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???

by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

Remote

a small device used for lazy people lol

i need a remote

by princess_doggy January 5, 2017

remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.

I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!

by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018

remove digit

Get your finger out of your ass. Implies that the listener is wasting time savoring the sensation rather than getting on with his task. British military slang, I think.

Right, now remove digit and do it!

by Hamish McWhirr May 14, 2018