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release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010
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release the beast

The scene here is that of inside a strip joint during a "big event."

(Women are cheering as their favorite male stripper does his amazing seductive dance)
Male Stripper:(has just taken all of his clothes off when all of a sudden, he feels an intense bowel movement inside his belly)
Male Stripper: (shouting to the crowd of women) Sorry for the time out ladies, but I really need to go release the beast! I have a bad case of beer shits in here!! (tries to run to the restroom but he's too late)
Male Stripper: Aaah. Aaaah! Oh shit NO, there it goes!!
(Women in the crowd hurl humiliating and deriding comments and insults at the male stripper to express their disgust of what they just saw)
Male Stripper: Fuck.

And the moral of this little story is that if you are working as a male stripper, be sure to use the restroom and expel as much bodily waste as possible before the show. Oh and if you have diarrhea, please take a break from the job until you can shit normaly and less frequently.





Mark H. Adding more terms for the removal of fecal matter from your body to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 21, 2004
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relevant

the most amazing group of people ever, having to do with things that are real and that matter
wow, that church in willisamsbug is relevant
by thewordnator January 22, 2009
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Stress reliever

Any act that aids in the relief of stress.
Yoga is a stress reliever.

Meditation is a stress reliever.

Excersize is a stress reliever.

Absorption of vitamin d through ultraviolet rays is a stress reliever.

SEX is a stress reliever.
by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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catch and release

The act of buying an item or items of clothing with the intention of returning them for a refund.
Mary went to the mall to buy a new dress which she knew she would return. She practices the art of catch and release and thus can shop and save money.
by #SugarDaddy July 25, 2006
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relief bitcher

Someone who bitches on behalf of someone else who is unable to continue bitching for themselves.
You know it's a bitchfest when one bitch gets tired, storms out of the room, and someone else takes it upon themselves to keep bitching in their behalf, like they're some kind of relief bitcher. A regular Mariano Bitch-vera or John Papel-bitch.
by jevanyn September 3, 2009
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Releasing The Stub

The process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one's legs just so, so that one's flacid penis effortlessly dangles from the bottom of one's shorts, all the while entertaining one's high school aged son's friends after dinner. Naturally, one of the friends catches a glimpse, and proclaims Yo Sr. to have been "Releasing the Stub." Not to be overused.
{In a hysterical laughter at an after-party} "Well, you never release the stub Raag. It ain't genetical."
by Pize October 13, 2004
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