you might be a redneck if:
1. ur cowboy
boots are from the goodwill
2.ur tires on ur truck cost more than the truck
3.walmart is ur home away from home
4.you'd rather burn in
hell than drive or even ride in a ford.
5.ur plumber is ur bestfriend
6.all of ur preset radio stations are set to a country station
7.the confederate flag is like the
bible8.u have a shitload of siblings
9.the city is a place u'll never go to.
10.u make a swiming pool in the
bed of ur truck.
o and u dont
use urbandictionary becuz toomany black people who dont like rednecks come on here and talk shit. well guess what. . .we have guns too. and we arent scared so fuck off.