rectumfrier

A salty way of saying "rectifier"

Hey, that's not a DIAC or a TRIAC; that's a little rectumfrier sending DC to the whozeewhatsits.

by durette March 14, 2017

Rectussy

A rectum used as a pussy.

If you must fuck my rectussy, I need to slather on a lot of KY Jelly and take a deep breath first.

by Vernacularitis January 24, 2010

rectumry

The places formally known as rectories where priests take little children to modlest them out of the public eye.

Father Brown took little Johny to his bedroom in the rectumry to play stash the salami.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004

rectomite

Very similar in texture to Marmite but tastes slighty better

This Marmite tastes like the Aldi version of most stuff you buy there, its Rectomite"

by kulucriss September 1, 2007

recturnal emissions

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

by kenniker March 24, 2010

rectumsauce

Oily. juicy substance that oozes from the asshole. Mixture of shit and other materials (such as cum). Often has foul odor. Tastes like a copper penny.

She got some of her rectumsauce all over the bed sheets.

by likeme June 16, 2009

rectumfire

when your fucking her in the ass without lube and it catches fire.

Andrew was fucking a tranny in the ass without lube and caused a rectumfire.

by robinct May 6, 2010