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Reality Check

Refering to people who think that their shit doesn't stink... you would insert your finger into their anus and remove your finger and place it below their nostril to remind them their shit in fact does stink.
Tim: I think Gayle is being a real bitch tonight, she says shes too good for Coors.
Freddie: Yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.
by Fast_Freddie October 4, 2008
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Reality Slip

The thus unproven theory by which reality slips into an alternate universe resulting in mass ignorance and denial about observable cause and effect in social, economic and environmental patterns that empirical data clearly shows to be true. Reality Slip has been most observed in rural areas, the American South, and red states, though it can occur anywhere at any time.
Interesting speech Ms. Palin, you looked great, except your reality slip was showing.
by Phil A Buster May 6, 2015
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Flirtual Reality

The infallible state in which one finds oneself while romancing others online.
Man, I get so caught up in talking to chicks online, it's like I'm in some flirtual reality or something.
by booface August 19, 2008
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Unrealized Reality

Another term for an alternate universe, as shown in the television series Farscape.
In one reality, I killed you. In one, I was you.
Everything exists in one unrealized reality or another.
by Bananaramaundo December 26, 2009
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facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.
Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?
by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
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realter

A realter is a person who is practicing the profession or trade of a real estate broker whether licensed or not. Although referring to the same person in terms of the profession or trade that they practice, a realter is different from a realtor .The word realtor is a registered trademark which can be used only by a licensed real estate broker who is a member of The National Association of Realtors (NAR) of the United States of America or its affiliate associations in any country to whom a license has been given by NAR USA to use the mark.
A realter assists home buyers in searching for a suitable home to buy.
by totoybato August 6, 2009
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reality

by Bluestone April 6, 2005
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