Blanket Rape

The act of violently and unexpectedly removing a blanket while someone is covered by said blanket, leaving the victim helpless, vulnerable, and pissed off.

Dude Lee was sleeping with that nasty bitch in the living room and I was totally going to blanket rape him.

by morecowbell2416 March 13, 2011

Rape a dog

An idiom used by the people of Edmonton, a city located in Alberta, Canada. Its meaning is to "just have fun" regardless of legality or consequences.

Chad: "What are you guys thinking, should I smoke weed or go out on a date tonight?"
Sheen: "Rape a dog."
Chad: "Aight."

by Wargaming November 1, 2022

Rape-den

A random dirty mattress in a secluded area which is conducive for rape.

that mattress in the alley looks like a fucking rape-den man

by Swinger2 June 22, 2010

Gate Rape

The TSA airport screening procedure.

My sister got gate raped at LAX.

by Kon Tiki November 17, 2010

Raped by Hagrid

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.

Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?

by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015

Rape machine

An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.

I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.

by Will2500 April 20, 2023

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009