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Ralph

Cause of rising oceans
When Ralph went swimming, ten costal cities went under water
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Ralph

This is a tall bowlegged old fart. He likes to trash talk Christian women by saying that they yell at him in his car, when really he's just a piece of delusional crap who's good at lying. He likes to say that he's overcome so many things but never gives specifics as to what his alleged victories are. Ralph's come from a long line of disease ridden cheaters.
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Ralph

The annoying classmate that gets everyone one in trouble. He loves to make fun of and annoying girls who he likes. He's obsessed with basketball even though he's horrible at it. He and his friends think they are always innocent and their not.
"Man Ralph is the worst, but I love him!" said Ella
by mr.zanewhy October 29, 2018
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Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black
“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”
by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023
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Ralph Nadir

Da infamous "young lawyer from Connecticut" who burst onto da transportation scene at da low point in da history of automobile safety, totally "ripped everything up like a tornadir", and belatedly prompted car-manufacturers to create models with stronger builds, collision-dampening construction, greater efficiency, lower emissions, seat belts, etc.
If it hadn't been for "unreasonable man" individuals like Ralph Nadir who forcibly dragged da auto-industry out of its lowest-of-lows safety-status, many of our modern-day vehicles would likely still be "unsafe at any speed".
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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Ralph Lowen

Ralph is the man you find living in your pants when you wake up he is the funniest person alive and always has a dumb idea he is a cat man awesome sauce he is also known as frank he is dude.
by jhgbjiuytgbn February 24, 2020
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Ralphing

The act of throwing oneself down, up, or through an object at high speeds.
"Did you see Kiki start Ralphing herself down the stairs?"
by Zach Yohama May 11, 2022
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