ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

by anti_personal November 21, 2009

Crackle Rag

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.

My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

sauce rag

What you wipe your spooge off with after masterbating.

My wife found my sauce rag last night behind the couch. She was pissed

by rugbyidiot February 21, 2009

biff rag

A dirty, crusty old rag that you ejaculate into.

I gotta get down to Walmart to purchase some picture frames. For what you ask? To frame my biff rag of course.

by snakedart August 18, 2019

busy rag

A rug used during work hours to give the illusion of you working.

Stevo: shit the boss is coming this way
-gets out a busy rag
Boss: good work mate

by stevo08 October 29, 2011

nookie rag

Rag, towel, napkin, or other item used to wipe sexual secretions from cocks, twats, and bodies after sex.

Hey, baby, hand me the nookie rag. And don't forget to wipe that jism off your chin.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

spaff rag

piece of cloth used to wipe up excess semen.

'If I wake up one more time with a spaff rag stuck to my face there'll be trouble!'

by sinemenacheck February 18, 2005