blown rubber

Plain & simple: a used condom.

Look behind the bar! There's a fucking blown rubber back there!! Who the hell had sex there last night?!?

by Telephony June 14, 2016

noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

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by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Rubber wolfing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (aka: eating pussy) whilst wearing a football mouthpiece

Person A: I know Jonny and Susan are into weird stuff, but what were they doing in the football locker room last night?

Person B: They were rubber wolfing like the 2008 Detroit Lions.

by Trayzon March 1, 2009

rubber

In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

rubber durian

A rubber copy of an asian fruit that this one funny monkey eats peanutbutter out of!

"What's that monkey doin', Amos?"

"He's messin' with one gnarly rubber durian."

"Niiiice."

by Blackwood April 30, 2005

Rubanoed

The act of being hit in the face with any blunt object that is not a fist. Derived from a 'Taking Back Sunday' concert in which lead singer, Adam Lazzara hit bassist, Matt Rubano in the face with his microphone.

Guy 1: "See that Taking Back Sunday concert"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I was up front, scared I was gonna get Rubanoed!

by Kyle Haney May 31, 2006