ripping bags

An adjective describing a person with excessively large or obese fingers.
Someone unable to reach into a bag of candy without completely destroying the packaging.

Wow Tina, you're totally ripping bags today. Maybe you should lay off the twinkies for a while.

by VenomousPlatypus July 26, 2009

Ripped Ass

After you fart and your asshole burns.

I used burn cream after i had Ripped Ass

by Matt V. May 14, 2004

Ripped

Ripped is another saying for being high. Usually said from being high off chronic.

Yo im to ripped to reach class.

by Travis360 June 11, 2006

Ripping Jag

Consistant drinking and or wild partying on ones behalf for a long period of time.

(3days to a week or more straight without stoping or changeing clothes )

(1 week or more full blown acoholic)

Jim says -Hey have you seen Steve around?

Matt says-Yeah he is off on another Ripping Jag .

by troubledemon March 25, 2009

Chip The Ripper

Best known from rapping in the office
Created one of the best memes from Something Awful forums.

Chip The Ripper:

Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
Interior-Crocodile-Alligator.
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

by Synsane April 26, 2009

ripper slips

the chinese slippers girls are buying form beauty supply stores.

Look at that girl in those orange ripper slippers.

by caligurl88 September 12, 2004

ripping the head off it

Masturbate (male) furiously to the point that your tear the penis off at the glans.

Jimmy has been ripping the head off it for hours now... shall we call an ambulance?

by ANDYRM June 10, 2016