Ring Sausage

"Ring Sausage" is a fairly broad insult, used when people are being pissy or annoying. Coined by the TV show Bottom, it goes along with Wank Biscuit

1) Fuck off you Ring Sausage!
2) Stop being such a Ring Sausage.

by Trucast February 7, 2007

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Ring Rage

That feeling you get when your iPhone rings from someone actually "calling" you.

Joe's ring rage is out of control when his iPhone rings while he is updating his Facebook page.

by TxJanLee November 4, 2011

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when you take a poop, do an OK job of wiping...walk into a beer cooler and then walk out to an 80 degree day. The dramatic change in the tempeture mixed with the lack of butt whipage causes ring sting.

Man I got some serious ring sting now. It feels like I have been whiping my butt with 80 grit sand paper.

by HITorDIE June 6, 2007

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ring stock

"Ring stock" is a term used in circus. The circus carried two types of horses, and "ring stock" are the horses that performed in the show. The other is "Baggage Stock".

The ring stock are performing on the stage.

by MyDyingDoom February 19, 2008

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ring of fire

The brown or oddly tinted skin surrounding the butthole.

When a person does not properly wipe their anus on a consistant basis and over a period of time, the unattended area develops into a darkened ring of fire.

by 911 and Cali August 26, 2009

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Ring of Fire

The act of applying hot sauce to the outside condom during sexual intercourse, then sticking it in your girlfriend's anus. *Note: For safety reasons, always use a condom when performing the Ring of Fire to prevent serious bodily injury.*

Joe: I can't believe I caught Tiffany cheating on me with Ben Roethlisberger again.
Bill: Did you finally break up with her?
Joe: No, I'm waiting to give her the Ring of Fire tonight.

by Dick B. Long June 13, 2010

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