queef

A rushing of air from the vagina, often smelling of a tuna fish cassaroll your mom used to make. Its from a big rock hard cock fucking a sloppy loose puss-hole and the air gets trapped in, then is forced out, making a fart noise

(see also, Vart, Quiff, and Pussy Fart)

Yo, dat bitch down there queefed on my dick and it smelled like the harbor over on 5th street with all the fishing boats!

by Eriksson August 19, 2005

queef

A female frontal fart.

front fart That queef smells like week old dead fish!

by True_Meanings April 28, 2015

queef

N: Pussy fart
V: Farting through one's vagina

Joe was giving Jen head and Jen queefed, causing Joe to gag.

by hoagiejr February 09, 2005

queef

A large and abrupt detonation of air expelled from a woman's pussy.

that bitch just farted out of her pussy!
dude its called a queef!

by playabob April 17, 2009

QUEEF

a BUBBLY HOT FART THAT IS EXPELLED FROM THE MUFFIN WHEN YOU ARE PUTTING FORCE ON THE ANUS AND THE FART HAS NO WHERE TO GO BUT OUT THE FRONT

Ashley leaned over to give Adriene the salt and she queefed.

by lexy January 21, 2004

queef

girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.

Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...

by marrissaisawhore June 11, 2006

queef

a vaginal sneeze, that sounds like a toot, but really you got too much fucking air in your wizard hole *-*

during sex:

girl: -queefs-
guy: DAYUM GURL DID UR POOSAY JUST TOOT. YA NASTY. *flies to canada*

by sprinklesandshits_ January 25, 2014