Queef 

To mess up terribly in a video game, sport, or any type of activity.

John: Wow, Peter just queefed in NHL so bad.
Ben: Yeah he just missed a wide open net!
John: QUEEF!

Queef by The queefster August 3, 2010

queef 

a word that chris and kristian call stupid ppl cause they are gay and dumb

u fucking queef

queef by rhcpgod August 17, 2003

queef 

queer fukk according to some people

u no what im talking about kevin

queef by hey what r u eating April 8, 2005

Queef 

look up har

Queef by Anonymous June 14, 2003

queef 

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

queef by birdman May 23, 2004

Queef 

Slang term for the female sex organ.

Then her legs shot open and she stuck a potato in her queef.

Queef by Fresia July 22, 2004

Queef 

To Ejaculate

Oh, I Queefed Upon Her Face

Queef by slickmouse August 12, 2009