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Matt you ponker!
No chance you ponker!
by w1NN1e January 13, 2005
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Plonk

The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"
"I just had a 1337 plonk man"
by n30x October 17, 2004
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Plonker

1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator
My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.
by Jack_Mier May 19, 2014
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Phonk

1. The creative essence inside of people. Just waiting to be manifested through your own actions.
2. A mix between hip hop and psychedelic rock & roll.
1. "Hey man, just keep on feeling that Phonk & it'll take care of you."
2. "The Phonk goes where I go. It feels what I feel, & I feel it too. "
3. "Feel the Phonk".
by Phonkadelic March 12, 2017
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plonky

a penguin you put in a mircowave in order to warm up. the penguin then retains the heat and slowly re-releases it into your body.

Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.

Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.

It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.

Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.
girl- "how long are you gone? It gets so cold at night when your away"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"
by H - June 15, 2008
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phonk

A word of expression (usually replacing the word 'fuck') once commonly used by those of Yahoo! chat.
Heero_the_Lonely_Soul:Dude...that is phonked.
TenshiHiarashi:Omg, wtp
Heero_the_Lonely_Soul: <snd=PHONKPHONK.wav>
billy_bob:XD LOL PHONK PHONK


Jim:PHONK YOU
Bob:SHUT THE PHONK UP
Jim:WTP?
by Blizihizake July 20, 2003
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ponkin pie

a word used by david careirro.
believed to be the 'correct' spelling for pumpkin pie.

basically, david is DUMB !
"are you serious? it's pumpkin pie."
"no, it's ponkin pie. it's a silent word."
by shmizzie shmolson March 4, 2009
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