putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.

Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".

by Einar137 September 16, 2023

Putin

Putin is a Russian word translated to English as "Man with Baby Dick"

I was on a date last night with this guy, but he had a Putin and I had to end it.

by Wade Wilson 87 March 2, 2022

Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex, also known as Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

Putin

A fucky fuckish fucker

Dude, you're such a Putin!

by mcrobogame March 27, 2022

Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022

Putin’s favorite congressman

Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022

putin effect

Change destiny with lies.

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.

by HostRep January 7, 2017