Porch-lag

a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving

Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.

by C.Hefner March 11, 2010

porch fever

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!

We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.

by Jenkisani February 27, 2011

Porch Check

Any type of money earned from the front porch.

unemploymentsocial securityalimonychild support annuitygovernment checkporch check

by Cecil Dylan July 12, 2011

parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

Pubchub

When your girlfriend or significant other sexts you while you're in a public place and you just can't help it.

Mary sexted me just before I was supposed to give my speech, but luckily I was able to hide my pubchub behind the podium."

by DoubtfulExaminer July 21, 2014

Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015

Porch philosophy

Philosophical ideas or explanations that you make off the fly without any research (usually while impaired), as in when your drinking on the porch.

PERSON 1: I think having a dog makes you a better person because it makes you more pure, like a dog."
PERSON 2: "that's just porch philosophy!"

by RoualWe91 May 28, 2015