New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 3, 2010

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

promise panty

The lingerie or panty given to your proposed future lover when you're not yet ready for sex.

She's not sexing me yet but I have her promise panty in my room.

by ArtieWolfe May 8, 2016

the Promiseland

In reference to someone coming back to their hometown
or
A term of endeerment for the town they left behind

Man 1: Dude, I'm coming into the Promiseland now!
Man 2: Welcome back.

Man 1: Whered you say you were from?
Man 2: This little village on the other side of the hill, place was the Promiseland

promise land

by Joker King June 11, 2011

italian promise

A promise that you intend not to keep

"Hey you said you would!" "it was an Italian promise"

by Paul Conley March 31, 2015

Pinky promise

a lie. they will always forget about it :(

person1 : I won’t leave you

person2 : pinky promise :) ?
person1 : pinky promise

Person1: im done bye
person2 : but u pinky promised :(
*opended 28/9/20

by iminpainlol November 27, 2020

theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out

The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA

by Tev13 October 28, 2010