Johnny: "Dude, you still have that bump on your forehead. Better go get it checked out. You may be turning into a unicorn"
Tommy: "Naw man.. It's a Perma-zit"
Tommy: "Naw man.. It's a Perma-zit"
by Micro penis January 5, 2011
Get the Perma-zit mug.A common camping term for dirt or sand that gets stuck in your skin, making you look dirty constantly even if you’re cleaned yourself up. it stands for “Permanent Dirt”
by Dude who likes ICEES April 15, 2023
Get the Permadirt mug.When you are bowling and you THINK you bowled a strike, so you start celebrating by doing your little dance, but then you turn around to notice you still have pins standing.
Man, jon totally looked like an IDIOT when he thought he got that strike. He did a little breakdace move, while everyone was laughing and pointing at the lanes, he finally turuned around and realized it wasnt a strike. CLASSIC case of premature strike-ulation
by dashrendar January 4, 2009
Get the premature strike-ulation mug.Kirk premailed me about a message from Edmund, but I was already sitting at my desk, so what was the point?
by DarthTod October 13, 2008
Get the premail mug.When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.
"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"
"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"
by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010
Get the Premature Textulation mug.While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.
Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.
by RyoQQ September 7, 2010
Get the Premature Attaculation mug.This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.
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