poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 8, 2008

poptart

Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.

Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)

by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009

poptart

a teenage girl pop rock singer

Britney Spears is a poptart.

by Kirby December 31, 2003

poostashe

similar to a dirty sanchez, only the recipient does not know they have been given one.

Hey, check out your neighbour neil. He has poo on his top lip. He looks as though he doesn't even realise.. I wont be lending sugar to him anymore.

by kazoo and kasoo November 24, 2004

poptartamatron

someone who rediscovers the forgotten joys of snack foods of years past and can't stop eating it

Stan turned into a poptartamatron after I gave him that brown sugar and cinnamon one from the back of my pantry.

by Brandlynn June 11, 2006

Poopstains

When someone leaves their facebook up, you are obligated to write poopstains as their status.

Oh look John left his facebook up, im going to "poopstains" him!

by Brendan0407 October 23, 2011

Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*

by TShead April 29, 2008