Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 12, 2019

granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.

johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.

by survival of th beean October 30, 2018

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 26, 2023

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021

Poot

To toot on a person then poop

See skart.

Mike was a poot he was laughing like a laggard and then he changed his clothes.

by GluftenEed December 8, 2017