pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

Poontang

ACcording to the 1929 Song by Clara Smith, "Oh! Mister Mitchell", Poontang is some sort of confectionary. It's implied that Mister Mitchell is the creater of Poontang.

"Oh! Mister Mitchell, I'm crazy 'bout your sweet Poontang!"

by Charles Grogan April 18, 2006

poonis

Passing excrament through the penis.
black guy

Hey! I just had a poonis!

by Bill Jaroszewski May 6, 2004

Poonta

As above.
Often said in a deep voice and exaggerated.

"Pooon-taaaah."

by Diego July 18, 2003

Poontang

Female Genitalia, Pussy, Muff, What ya mum has that i like to fuck.

1) I'm gonna fuck ya mum's poontang tonight...BITCH.
2)I licked that poontang until it was raw.

by Mr. Issac Dick December 18, 2003

poontang

cara's sweetest honey

cara's poontang blooms like a nectar-filled vermilion rose.

by Bokeembeslick January 17, 2005

Poontang

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008