poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007

Poor-no

1. The pornography of the poor.
2. Two or more poor people engaged in a sexual act.
3. A rich person.
4. One who refuses being poor.

5. The denouncement of poverty.
6. Saying 'no' quite poorly.

example 1
guy: last night we passed by skid-row and we seen these bums doing a Poor-no in the middle of the street!

example 2
Cop1: Are you in a gang BOY!?
Guy: no
Cop2: well that was a Poor-no! say it with some balls BOY . . .

Guy: NO, I AM NOT A GANG MEMBER, I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT . . .

Cop1: Much better boy, thank you.

by steve stephalonavich May 20, 2014

Poor

Someone who has no money and has grown up in poverty. A girl who gets jealous of her richer and prettier aqaintance cause she grew up in the slums on the village.

Hates on everyone else's material possessions and looks because she has such low self esteem and can't get out of poverty.

Usually the whole family is in poverty and into drugs and incent.

That girl is poor and thinks she's your friend when she is just a charity case.

by mue3 January 5, 2009

Piss Poor

{p-iss p-ew-r}

To be bad, or relatively awful at something.

The Leafs played Piss Poor last night.

Sam is a Piss Poor Ninja.

by Cselby January 30, 2007

poor boy

Poor Boy is someone who is wicked fuckin poor. Mother is usually a drunkin whore and has a douchebag of a boyfriend. He doesnt take shit from anybody and is a complete wise ass. Doesnt associate with idiots and is either loved or hated. Thier is no inbetween there. If u dont like poor boy u are considered a fag in his eyes and the eyes of his comrades.

Poor Boy is God
Deal With it

by George Church January 9, 2005

poor man's weed

when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.

friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"

Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."

by chynnavagina February 22, 2008

'Poor Me' Syndrome

A syndrome that effects those in a variety on circumstances, such as during exam time, when hungover, or just universally feeling sorry for yourself! Is usually accompanied with incestuous bouts of whining and moaning and sometimes can be displayed through social network status updates

Jane: Whaaa I feel like shit! :(
Susan: What's up with Jane? She's been complaining shit loads recently!
Fred: She's only suffering from PMS..
Susan: Fuck you Fred! You're such a sexist pig!
Fred: Christ woman! I meant 'Poor Me' Syndrome! Now go make me a sandwich..

by Biana2k11 December 28, 2011