Maron plummer

Strong sexy black man that’s tall and grows at sports

Is Maron Plummer your bf “Yup”

by Zackhery October 1, 2022

plum-cup

A surreptitious and un-solicited grope of the testicles. Most commonly encountered in homo-erotic environments eg. dark corners at gay clubs. Similar to the female 'muff pat'.

You can tell Alfonso's gagging for it, he's doling out the plum-cups tonight!

by honeybear 9001 November 29, 2010

plumcrackered

to unintentionally "bite the bullet" for someone else.

Person A throws a pie at Person B. While the pie is still airborne, Person C walks into the room and into the path of the pie. Person C gets hit with the pie and exclaims "I've been plumcrackered!"

by Egghead Comics April 6, 2011

Plumigamous

A plum plant bearing some flowers with stamens only, some with pistils only, and some with both, on the same or different plants.

Teacher: Now, biology class, today we will be looking at polygamous plum plants.
Awesome Dude: Actually, the correct scientific definition is plumigamous.

by AmmaNazi March 10, 2013

Plumen

Taken from the French word for feather, Plume - A person or thing that is sexually attracted to feathers from birds or anything resembling a feather. Similar to furry's but only applies to birds.

I once knew a women who was a plumen, she went to her car and got raped from afar.

by AndrewandTerry March 21, 2013

plum distress

An injury to the testicular region, resulting in short or longer term damage to the plums, including general soreness, swelling, lacerations, or even sufficient injury to require surgery.

Example 1:
Some dude at the nude beach got his balls stuck between the slats on the beach chair. They had to cut the slats away, and he suffered a serious case of plum distress as a result.

Example 2:
Justin: I was doing a jump on my BMX bike. The seat cracked when I landed, and my gear caught up in it. I had to have an operation downstairs to get the damage fixed up.
Ed: Wow!!
Richard: Plum distress.

by Reggie the Educator April 8, 2013

Plumber's Slouch

The Plumber's Slouch occurs when someone's pants and shirt separate, usually when a person is bent over... giving everyone a view of the person's butt crack... but Plumber's Slouch allows you to refer to the situation without being overly graphic.

Please wear a longer shirt under your sweater, so you can avoid Plumber's Slouch every time you bend over. No one wants to see that!

by Grammarly Girl March 7, 2014