phantom pooper

Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."

What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!

by amos anon March 30, 2009

Pooper

A nice ass. Badunkadunk. Fanny.

That girl has the nicest pooper ive ever seen.

by Bobby March 30, 2005

poopernacker

angies words mofos!also means damn or poo head..

chris's wife is a mother fucking poopernacker for stealing him.

by Angie! March 8, 2005

pooperdooper

"An idiot or moron", originated from street language.

"My sister is a pooperdooper cause she stole my candy."

by Nugget March 30, 2005

poopers

A)Someone who is crazy.
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B)A brown clump that comes out of your ass.

Chick to other Chick: THe busdriver is so poopers.He tried to squeeze my boobees!

On the Shiter:Mommy me bums bleeding cant squince out these big poopers.

by Hahaha im laughing at my face in the mirror June 23, 2003

poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

Pooperbate

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019