Plankton 

A name given to people who claim to not like attention. He/She secretly loves the attention but tries to show that he/she is annoyed. Her friends try to bug her by praising her in the name of plankton, the green dude from spongebob.

Guys, we should go praise Ami. ALL HAIL PLANKTON

Plankton by meluvoreoz1 May 27, 2018

Pank

Synonym for pink, usually used humorously.

“Ava’s face is so pank!”

Pank by Stranger bench January 19, 2020

Planking 

To plank. To lay horizontally in a strange or unusual place. To plank you must lay horizontally straighten your body and point your fingers and toes down (towards your feet), then you must name your "plank" and post a picture of the creator (of the plank) performing the pose on Facebook.

Planking is a great pastime for people who get bored easily and have friends willing to take pictures of them looking like retards. Public planking is more adventurous and is harder to pull off especially on things like: cop cars, public toilets, and in the middle of six way highways.

Planking can also be dangerous if performed: in places of frequent use, the tops of tall buildings and placed frequented by pedophiles and rapists.

Dude : "Hey I'm going planking on the sydney harbour bridge"

Sexy chick : "Nice! I am spastic eagle planking!"

Dude : "You gotta teach me that one"

Planking by Scottytheplanker June 11, 2011

reverse planking 

The act of laying on your back with your arms to your side atop any creation known to man.

Say bo did u see that dude reverse planking that stripper last night?

reverse planking by HeffyHef July 14, 2011

plak

To get owned. Also, if a game/chat/whatever server crashes, "plak" may be used in place of the word "crash".

1. lol dood u got plak'd
2. Let's go plak some noobs!
3. Eh, I tried to log on but the server got plak'd.

plak by secret agent !! October 12, 2005

shat pank 

good, cool, excellent, phat. can be shortened to sh'pank. complete and utter greatness

'did you watch the film last night?'
'yeh it was shat pank'

shat pank by flave July 8, 2004

yankee pankee dildo-dong 

Northern hankey pankee with the usage of a dildo-dong. (anal/vaginal etc..) use.

Stidam gave his girl friend a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong for her birthday.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.

yankee pankee dildo-dong by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010