Love-chemical vapors emitted by ancient Greek sovereigns.
Ramesses II and his contemporary head-honchos were known to have women lining up for "da ultimate act", so I wonder if said supreme rulers were emitting lots of pharaohmones that attracted said willing females?
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a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
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Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
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Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.
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