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pharaohmones

Love-chemical vapors emitted by ancient Greek sovereigns.
Ramesses II and his contemporary head-honchos were known to have women lining up for "da ultimate act", so I wonder if said supreme rulers were emitting lots of pharaohmones that attracted said willing females?
by QuacksO August 23, 2025
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Phalangophile

Someone who deeply admires beautiful fingers or toes in a nonsexual way.
As Harry cradled Sally's small hand in his, his fingers tracing their silhouette, a smile spread across his face in a way only a self proclaimed phalangophile would know.
by EarthSuitWearer December 8, 2025
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from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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kooky phalanges

when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.

Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Peggy perfomed kooky phalanges to Alberts body
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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drunken pharaoh

A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.
Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.
by RandyDanger April 1, 2017
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Petra Påfågel

The cutest and prettiest girl alive, her pussy is wet all the time, she's gonna rock yo world in bed.
Yo man, I fucked this gurl last night, m8 she was such a Petra Påfågel
by Blublubli June 7, 2017
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Hoey pafagno

A person that doesn’t have the decency to stop fucking you even when they had lost feelings
Don’t be a Hoey pafagno man...
by Isjdbdjdndc June 25, 2018
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