by .Imp May 11, 2021
Get the Pervertmug. by The Pantyhose pervert November 5, 2022
Get the Pantyhose pervertmug. Hailey: AAAAAA OMG JACKKKKKK!!!! MY BUTTHOLE IS CLENCHING!!!! MY BOOBS ARE SO SYMMETRICAL FROM U SUCKING THEM EQUALLY!!!!!
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
by booty bopper August 18, 2024
Get the Pervertmug. Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.
Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!
by Ikkinay Elaneyday February 1, 2023
Get the Angry Pervertmug. by Socksfor1 is gay.Change myMind November 8, 2021
Get the Pervertmug. A "wall pervert" is a humorous way to refer to someone that can have voyeur tendencies such as accidentally stumbling into a situational "private" moment and knows to leave but decides to stay and continue to watch as the person continues to do their private act thinking no one is aware and watching.
Reference to the repeal of the The Patriot Act that removed the "wall" that prevented our law-enforcement and foreign counterintelligence investigators from sharing information and gives intelligence officials and law-enforcement officers the necessary tools to identify, apprehend, and prosecute terrorists within our borders. The repeal of this law was done as the violation of the 4th amendment and weakening the protection of civil liberties. However, such access continue to persist as repealed and gagged ordered as a further continued violation into the personal lives of Americans and done without the consideration of ethics and its unlawful practice and perhaps personal advantageousness.
Reference to the repeal of the The Patriot Act that removed the "wall" that prevented our law-enforcement and foreign counterintelligence investigators from sharing information and gives intelligence officials and law-enforcement officers the necessary tools to identify, apprehend, and prosecute terrorists within our borders. The repeal of this law was done as the violation of the 4th amendment and weakening the protection of civil liberties. However, such access continue to persist as repealed and gagged ordered as a further continued violation into the personal lives of Americans and done without the consideration of ethics and its unlawful practice and perhaps personal advantageousness.
Bro, man we were snickering when Joe told us he saw Pete through his bedroom window masturbating and decided to continue watching. Dude, how embarrassing for Pete and that wall pervert is telling everyone about the experience.
This chick I met recently is kinky and said she likes watching others have sex when they are not aware. Her wall pervert revelation is a real turn-on to me.
Some conservative people are uptight about real life and think wall perverts and deviants are worse than them but I'm not buying that comment.
This chick I met recently is kinky and said she likes watching others have sex when they are not aware. Her wall pervert revelation is a real turn-on to me.
Some conservative people are uptight about real life and think wall perverts and deviants are worse than them but I'm not buying that comment.
by Underdog Advocate August 16, 2023
Get the Wall Pervertmug. by DesertRuby February 10, 2021
Get the Pervertativemug.