Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

Dylan Patterson

A Dick

You at being such a Dylan Patterson right now!!

by ScotchTapeBones April 21, 2019

athena patterson

athena patterson is the bestfriend of “ autumnhearsawho “ they are the same age, but autumnhearsawho is older than athena. autumn is a virgo! born on sept 12! athena is born oct 14! a libra

athena patterson is a libra

by autumnhearsawho November 19, 2021

Patter

British Armenian slang for a Penis

Oi! What a nice patter you have!

by Kolma August 24, 2010

Parteek

It was meant to be called 'Prateek' but according to Hindu Mythology, a priest accidently named him 'Parteek' due to his speech problem ( in Hindu mythology,it's called being 'totla'). Parteek can totally mesmerized anyone he talks to specially because of his unique name.

Man: panditji, name this baby
Totla Priest: Parteek!

Yash: why is Parteek late?
Kash: He must be wooing the girls with his unique name.

by DoggoDoggy April 7, 2017

cum pattern

The act of intentionally or unintentionally cumming in the form of a shape or pattern.

As cum pumped out of Billy's penis and onto Jen's back, he realized that his cum was in the shape of a heart-a cum pattern.

by Jah-Murda August 13, 2007

puttee

A sweet, delicate, delcious, desirable vagina. See also booty but much sweeter and more refined.

Dude, she has the sweetest puttee.

or

Baby, how's your puttee?

by Crusha July 2, 2004