Pasty Henry

The application of glue to the genitals, usually while asleep.

He got drunk and passed out, so I gave him a pasty henry.

by Xcountry September 22, 2009

piss pasty

Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.

While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'

by Brucester September 10, 2006

pastryality

The act of physically having sex with an assortment of pasrtys including dougnuts and cannolis.

"Hey man, i was checking out some porn and seen some sweet pastryality!"
"Oh really, were they muffins or brownies?"
"Na man, cupcakes hot out the oven."

by Steve Toth August 29, 2006

PASTY FLOPPERS

Man (or female) tits that sag or create a roll,and are pale and white.

Trevor has disgusting fat pasty floppers.

by dr. huge cock April 15, 2009

Pastrami Suntan

When the lips (labia majora) of a woman's vagina are exposed for all to see.

The woman's legs were open so far I think she was going for a pastrami suntan.

by charles11211 June 17, 2009

Pasty Lion

An abnormally obese Honors English teacher that knows nothing about the subject. Wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a McDonald's Quater Pounder in both pudges called "hands". Is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. Or in more simple terms: An ugly ass bitch that teaches english, is always high on crack, and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.

Oh shit dude, I saw a pasty lion!

by appadorabootslover January 26, 2010

bash my pasty

a term referring to the violent poking (or some cases) thrashing of the vaginal area.
phrase particulary used in cornish areas of land.

"ahoy there, come into my love dungeon and bash my pasty, what say you, savvy?"

by ronald weasley March 10, 2008