parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

parchie_pro

someone who bullies everyone because they have no life whatsoever

that guy is such a parchie_pro

by notjamesnicecool April 16, 2021

panthera

Always the coolest person in the room, sexy as hell, a beast in the sheets. Has many FWBs.

Oh, look! It's a Panthera! I know who I want to be friends with...

by Pody Gibson May 9, 2022

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

panthor

A literal God, the supreme lord of the bent-penis(lui kokoi) and the bringer of cringe.

Lord Panthor promised the world that he would reincarnate whenever the world is in need of cringe

by barzanga May 15, 2023

Prairie Panther

When a woman has a superfluous amount of pubic hair extending beyond the gential region, often resulting in the female equivalent of a 'happy trail'. Often spreads outwards resulting in a 'prairie' of body hair.

Bob: "Man, I went out with Brenda the other night and I was about to take her home until she raised her arms and her shirt lifted up some and I saw she had a prairie panther going on."
Don: "That's pretty fucked up, man."

by Steve Fletch November 13, 2011

sex panther

a sexually misguided but extremely rare breed that eludes until finding its ideal mate, and when finally found goes "overdrive" and pounces on said *other predator* without any warning...DAMN!

Meeting the sex panther had me like wait ...DAMN!

by Flasss H May 6, 2016