Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015

Bob Parsons

Bob Parsons is the CEO of GoDaddy and is a very relaxed CEO. Bob Parsons is also the CEO of several other companies. GoDaddy is famous for their method of advertising.

Oh My! Bob Parsons just uploaded a new video blog!

by Tim569 January 1, 2009

Parson Brown

A man of cloth who should be removed from his position for putting one or more boys in a position they should never have to experience. Ever.

Little Joey said he had been “Parson Brown”ed in the rectory during Christmas Mass.

by Beagoodperson December 22, 2019

pulling a parsa

The act of one tucking in there shirts behind there belt to expose ones belt buckle

i like pulling a parsa cause then everyone gets to see my amazing belt buckle

by Persianthug January 2, 2009

parsley pusher

Originally used to distinguish stockers from cashiers and wholesalers at Golden Harvest, this term broadened to include all employees of the produce market

There is no chance J. knows anything about meat; he is nothing but a parsley pusher.

by JeffE28 February 23, 2008

Parsippany High School

a shitty ass school that tolerates homophobia and racism. the roaches do put on a good show though, they sang lana del rey while prancing through the halls!

yo what school do you go to? Oh, I go to parsippany high school

by BOOOOOOOBETH123 July 6, 2021

Parsnip

Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?

Dude, what the hell is a parsnip?

by Crazy Abe January 27, 2004