hewlett packard

Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.
Greatest purchase made &
Holy papa this guineas jealous

Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.
Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
Hewlett Packard

by A to the Izzo October 7, 2006

package

a gram of cocaine; a small bag of blast

"lemme get a bump from that package"

by imakid June 23, 2006

Stimulus Package

1) A delivery of Sexual Toys.

Nancy cancelled her plans for the evening, as she would be staying in tonight and watching CNN. Her latest stimulus package had arrived.

by Wisk February 16, 2009

package

male groin area...

LOOK! its mr. Tiernys PACKAGE! *STARE AT IT*

by package watcher October 18, 2003

small package

having a small dick like matt miller

matt miller has a small package

by Kayla March 30, 2005

Package Procrastinating

Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package

"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"

by YoYoYan December 2, 2011

small package

Tiny male genitals, usually found on those who commit rape and or hate crimes.

I was dissapointed with Reggie's penis, he really had a small package.

by Your Mom July 22, 2003