pair of scotts

A pair of Scott's are uneven testicles, one bald and one hairy

As she went down for a blowjob she discovered a pair of scotts.

by a1sjb-2 February 9, 2022

Pakistani Wedding

A Pakistani Wedding is where 6 men sit in a circle with their shoes off and jerk off the guy to the left sequentially.

Me and my buddies are thinking about getting together and having a Pakistani Wedding.

by cleves July 8, 2023

Paki Shagging

The systematic grooming and raping of White English girls and women, by organized gangs of men, predominantly Pakistani.

“Oy! The Met still refuses to charge those blokes who were Paki Shagging girls down in London.”

by Nameless Horror July 22, 2023

pakinigga

Pakinigga is a workaround for the two slurs that make up the word. According to recent linguistic law, if two slurs are said consecutively and quickly, the two slurs cancel out, forming an inherently positive word.

I JUST ARH GONTA GO TO PAKINIGGAS COLLEGE

by Pakinigger October 25, 2023

borrowed pair

Someone exhibiting an unprecedented (perhaps irrational) level of ballsy often seeming is if the exhibitor borrowed someone else's testicular pair to summon the ability to exert said level of ballsy.

Borrowed Pair-I can't imagine Mike tried to have the boss get fired. I wonder who's pair he borrowed to try doing that? Borrowed Pair

by Qban May 15, 2006

Free Pair of Sunglasses

Headbutt someone on the nose giving them 2 black eyes.

Do you want a free pair of sunglasses?

by Wohzza February 5, 2018

Au pair

The cheapest nanny in USA. Duties: taking care of kids and pets, cleaning, cooking. Working for 4$\h in the name on cultural experience. Ripped off by host family.

Host mother: Our Au pair should take the dog out.
Host father: Just tell her she's a member of the family. She will be more eager to do it.

Host mother: Buying food for Au pair will be expensive.
Host father: Oh... she should buy it herself. We will give her leftovers.

Host mother: It will be 200$ for hotel for a dog while we will be on vacation with kids.
Host father: Au pair will be taking care of the dog. She's not going with us anyways.

by Aroundandaround November 10, 2018