One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety
by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018
by Siblings_Fight July 01, 2023
Adj. A phrase used to describe someone (or something) that is superior, strong, smart, good looking, and generally popular; a Haus
V. Being superior or strong (previously stated as "get good", now it's "get big in the paint")
Synonyms:
Haus, Alpha, Yolked
Antonyms:
Loser, Beta, Weak
V. Being superior or strong (previously stated as "get good", now it's "get big in the paint")
Synonyms:
Haus, Alpha, Yolked
Antonyms:
Loser, Beta, Weak
by FartingSquirrel March 29, 2021
Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
by Fistinator October 12, 2010
When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.
He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey March 01, 2019
When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.
(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
by Lucemans May 27, 2020
An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.
by Redant9000 September 24, 2019