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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
mugGet the Painting the Prostatemug.

paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018
mugGet the paint eatermug.

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
mugGet the Drying Paintmug.

porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.
I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.
by Porch painting November 15, 2016
mugGet the porch paintingmug.

Paint can

A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do
Ugh she’s such a paint can
by Paint can May 28, 2019
mugGet the Paint canmug.

Renaissance painting

Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.
This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.
by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019
mugGet the Renaissance paintingmug.

mixing the paint

Sticking it one hole then the other.
Mixing the paint is not a rusty trombone...it's the other hole.
by Towely_jr December 3, 2013
mugGet the mixing the paintmug.

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